Been singing this song in my head for two days, thanks to a little revisit to this lovely video by Amy and Jamie.
Been singing this song in my head for two days, thanks to a little revisit to this lovely video by Amy and Jamie.
There follows a far from exhaustive list of TV shows I watched and loved as a child and teenager.
If you have any concerns about the impact of these years of TV watching on my formative years, please see the disclaimer at the bottom of this post.
If you don’t remember any of these, you are far younger than me and should be out doing Jaegerbombs and dancing to Grimes and Grizzly Bear and Frank Ocean.
Life Goes On was a show I watched religiously, although I only have very specific memories of it. It centred on the Thatcher family (Libby, Drew, Becca, Paige and Corky, who had Down Syndrome). My memories of it are as follows:
My memories of China Beach are even more sketchy, but I know I loved the them tune (Reflections by Diana Ross and the Supremes). When I worked in Golden Discs about ten years ago I used to play it in the shop whenever possible. My boss was not happy. Avril Lavigne and Pink were more suitable, she said. I maintain that I was right:
I also remember the lead character had lovely shiny hair (anyone spotting a theme here) and I thought she was so beautiful. Look at her:
Cousin Balki came to live with Cousin Larry and messed up his life in New York. They were always getting into scrapes. I’m fairly sure I fancied Cousin Balki a little bit and coveted Cousin Larry’s curly hair (I must had had TERRIBLE hair as a child). The theme tune fills me with all kinds of nostalgia and I would dearly love if it featured in the repertoire of karaoke bars, as I’m pretty sure I could nail it:
Matlock had SUCH a kind face. In my eyes he was about 176. He was probably only about 57. He was great at solving crimes and always wore a light grey suit.
I tend to lump Matlock in with shows like Jake and the Fatman and Moonlighting. Is it possible that they all hail from the same telly era?
Yes, I fancied Jake from Jake and the Fatman, and Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. How I didn’t turn out to be a sexual deviant is beyond me.
Moon over Miami was the show which launched my love for Bill Campbell (more recently seen as Darren Richmond in The Killing, and before that as the handsome Dad in Once and Again):
Moon over Miami featured that brand of simmering sexual tension that so often exists between two lead characters (think Mulder and Scully, that pair from Bones, and Zoey Deschanel and the grumpy housemate from New Girl). I was well sucked in by it. It was a short-lived show and I believe the time slot was moved to quite late at night, forcing me to record it on one of my precious VHS tapes emblazoned with:
DO NOT TAPE OVER, OR ELSE!
It was tragically cancelled after just one season, just like My So Called Life. The humanity!
Still to come: McGyver, Kate and Allie, Party of Five, Family Ties, a mysterious dolphin show that seems to exist only in my mind, Beachcombers, The Flying Doctors, The Girl from Tomorrow, My So Called Life, Press Gang etc
Please, allow me to address these concerns:
The last few days have seen some of my best friends, and some of the nicest work colleagues ever, come to the end of their time at Phantom 105.2. Some are choosing to leave, some aren’t, but it can safely be said that the likes of Pure Morning, Sunday Morning Coming Down and The Lounge will hardly be seen again.
Phantom 105.2 is my old alma mater, I read the news there and talked nonsense on the radio for four years. We had some laughs up there on North Wall Quay and forged some great friendships. The Phantom upheaval this week has got me thinking about my own time on radio, and in particular the times I made a complete balls of it.
Not to be a negative nelly or anything, but there are some things that just won’t do. Peeves, if you will. Here are some of mine:
Well, now that I’ve let a little bit of my rotten apple core heart out, here are some things that I DO like:
1. *New Entry* Knowing all the words to the Les Miserables soundtrack
If I told you that me and my friend Libby used to act out Les Miserables with her teddy bear collection, would you judge me? Yes? Ok then, that never happened.
What if cool dudes like Jason Segal and Paul Rudd had obviously done the same thing when they were nippers?
That would make it cooler, right?
2. *New Entry* Planning to go to the Astronomy Ireland Star-B-Q
Meat and stargazing. What more could you want? I can only imagine the gathering of poindexters that are going to be in that field in Wicklow when the Astronomy Ireland Star-B-Q comes around in September, but this year, instead of secretly wishing I was going, I AM GOING. I am going to wear my ‘Nerdosaurus’ t-shirt and I am going to eat hot dogs and identify Ursa Major*.
* I now finally realise why my friend Rossa calls me Liz Lemon. Blerg.
3. Knowing all the words to We Didn’t Start the Fire: At a wedding I was at recently, the groom got up on stage after having a few ales and performed his party piece: singing all the words to Billy Joel’s historical masterpiece We Didn’t Start the Fire. I looked furtively around the room to see if people were in awe or in stitches, as I am never quite sure if this particular skill is an acceptable one to admit to. All together now… “Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray…”
Also, lest we forget:
(Also, while I’m admitting things, I may as well also admit to knowing all the words to Billy Joel’s Scenes from an Italian Restaurant AND The Pianoman. I spent a summer on Long Island once. It rubbed off on me. And before you start scoffing at Billy Joel, just remember that he’s responsible for Always a Woman to Me, and if you don’t like that song, then you have no soul).
4. Once meeting Irish president Patrick Hillary (but thinking he was the guy who had climbed Mount Everest): It was Mosney, it was the eighties, I was young. I had obviously just learned about Edmund Hillary and his pal Tenzing Norgay the sherpa in school, so when someone introduced me to an important looking man with the surname ‘Hillary’, I assumed that he was the mountain climbing man. God knows how long I smugged around for, saying I had met the conqueror of Everest. I should also point out that I was in Mosney for some kind of choir-related community games fiasco. I wasn’t even there for something cool, like hurdles or long jump.
5. Playing the part of Oliver in my school musical: I am a girl. Oliver was a boy. And yet I’m told I was very convincing. Hmph.
6. Teaching myself how to swim: Considering how much I love to be in water and how going to the beach is, for me, not about lazing around trying to change colour, but rather getting battered by waves, you would think that I would be an excellent swimmer. Alas, I am not. Even though I taught myself how to swim and certainly am not going to drown anytime soon, I still don’t know how to do it properly and can’t do that suave breathing-to-the-side thing that people are so good at.
7. Going on holidays on my own: In October 2007 I needed to take a break, urgently. So I booked a last minute trip to New York, on my own. I went to a Yankees game on my own. I went to two Broadway shows on my own. I was in bed in my lovely hotel room by 11pm each night. I went to Harlem to find the house where they made The Royal Tenenbaums. I was the envy of the world… or the pity?
8. Knowing all the words to It’s The End of the World As We Know It: Okay so this isn’t quite as embarrassing (or enviable? Who knows?) as number one, but it’s not far off it.
9. Going nudist camping: Does actively agreeing to go and parade around in your pelt while putting up tents and going snorkeling mean you’re hopelessly brave, or hopelessly insufferable? It was actually one of the finest experiences of my life. I’m not quite sure if that had anything to do with the lack of clothes, but you’re never going to be sure if peoples’ reactions are going to fill you with pride or shame when you admit to letting it all hang out with the ageing Germans.
An email into my inbox this morning from the Irish Cancer Society reminded me that we are now firmly in ‘mini-marathon’ season. I was instantly gripped by a bad case of ‘the frighteners’ as I realised that I was eating a packet of crisps for breakfast and had paused in the middle of reading Clint Eastwood’s Wikipedia* page in order to get my eyes around Gmail for a few minutes.
(*Did you know Clint has had seven children by at least five different women and has been known as a ‘serial womaniser’? Did you also know that one of my favourite pastimes is reading random Wikipedia pages? Celebrities, serial killers, 20th century wars and addictive substances are my favourite topics)
Anyway, I have indeed signed up for this year’s mini marathon in Dublin city on 4 June, and I have even sent away for my sponsorship pack from the Irish Cancer Society, but that, dear readers, is all I’ve done. And what with this being the week of the fourth anniversary of my darling dad’s death from cancer, I may as well admit to sponsors and potential sponsors that I will not be running across the finish line, being a smug bastard about some kind of personal best. Instead I will be wheezing across with the oldest of the old ladies, mortified about my red face and hoping I don’t see anyone I know.
But please, don’t let that put you off sponsoring me. I will be carrying out this ten kilometre feat after two nights at the Rory Gallagher Festival in Ballyshannon and one night at the Forbidden Fruit Festival in Dublin, and I will still be at the start line, all guns blazing. (I know, I know, I’m hardly saving the world or anything, but hey, it’s for charity. I’ve even sponsored myself)
I am disappointed in myself that I’ll be doing more walking than running on 4 June, especially after starting the Couch to 5K programme three times in the past few months, only to be beaten by the crippling self doubt that I will ever be one of those people who ‘goes for a run’. You know the ones? With the bouncy ponytails and the expensive looking leggings and the iPod strapped to their biceps? That will be me NEXT year. I promise.
In case you’re wondering what my mini marathon playlist will consist of, wonder no more:
You know, when I count them up, I’ve met more than my fair share of celebrities. There was the time I saw Daniel O’Donnell in his underpants in my neighbour’s back garden (true story), the time I saw Engelbert Humperdinck falling off a golf cart (truer story), and the time I bought Meatloaf a can of coke from a vending machine (the truest of them all).
Unfortunately I don’t have pictorial evidence of any of those encounters, so these will have to do…
IT’S ONLY BLOODY JORDAN CATALANO!
Fans of My So Called Life will recognise this be-hooded, slightly foolish looking man as Jordan Catalano (aka Jared Leto from the films Requiem for a Dream and Fight Club, and from crap band 30 Seconds to Mars). To me he will always be Jordan Catalano, lover of Angela and leaner against things.
IT’S ONLY BLOODY BILL BAILEY
We went to see Bill Bailey in the Olympia, accosted him in the pub next door after the gig, and then proceeded to lead his road crew astray for 48 hours, almost broke up a marriage, and introduced them to Stoneybatter. Good times.
IT’S ONLY BLOODY VAMPIRE WEEKEND
It was raining. I had to hold their umbrella. You can see how impressed I am.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT’S ABYSS!
He’s big in the wrestling world, apparently.